First Thoughts on the Tank Flask
The Tank Flask. It sounds less like something to discreetly sip from and more like a component ripped from a military vehicle. But alas, here it is: a 16-ounce plastic flask, promising portable hydration (or something stronger) for a mere $5.99. I’m approaching this review with a mix of curiosity and skepticism.
My search for a reliable, lightweight, and, frankly, disposable flask for backpacking and less-than-glamorous outdoor adventures led me here. I needed something I wouldn’t weep over if lost or crushed, unlike my stainless steel companions. The promise of a low price point and decent fluid capacity was the siren song that lured me in.
Upon unboxing (if you can call ripping open a plastic bag “unboxing”), the Tank Flask’s design is… utilitarian. It’s plastic, it’s shaped vaguely like a tankard, and it feels about as substantial as a child’s toy. Compared to a sleek, stainless steel flask or even a more robust plastic water bottle, it feels flimsy. I considered other options, such as collapsable water bottles. But they tend to sweat and lack the… charm… of the Tank Flask.
My first impression? Surprised, but not in a good way. I was expecting “cheap but functional.” This feels closer to “dollar store impulse buy.” However, for the price, I’m willing to see if it can redeem itself in the field.
Real-World Testing: Putting Tank Flask to the Test
First Use Experience
My initial test for the Tank Flask was a weekend hiking trip in the local state forest. I filled it with water and stashed it in my pack’s side pocket. The conditions were mild – sunny, but humid.
The ease of use was, well, it holds water. Drinking from it is as simple as unscrewing the cap. After an hour of hiking, I noticed a slight plastic taste to the water, which wasn’t encouraging.
Extended Use & Reliability
After several weeks of intermittent use, mostly on shorter hikes and day trips, the Tank Flask is holding up better than initially expected, albeit with caveats. The plastic taste persists, though it seems to lessen over time. Durability is acceptable, considering the price.
There are a few minor scratches from rubbing against other items in my pack, but no cracks or leaks have developed. Cleaning is simple – a rinse with soap and water does the trick. Compared to my experiences with more expensive flasks, the Tank Flask is definitely a step down in terms of drinking experience and long-term durability. But for its intended purpose as a cheap, easily replaceable option, it’s meeting the bare minimum requirements.
Breaking Down the Features of Tank Flask
Specifications
- Material: Plastic. This is the defining characteristic and the biggest factor influencing the Tank Flask’s performance. It’s lightweight but also impacts taste and durability.
- Weight: 4.7 oz. This is a significant advantage. The Tank Flask barely adds any weight to your pack.
- Holds 16 fluid oz. A reasonable capacity for short trips or as a backup water source.
- Price: $5.99. The most compelling feature. This makes it disposable and low-risk.
The plastic material dictates the lightweight nature of the flask, making it ideal for situations where every ounce counts. The 16-ounce capacity strikes a balance between portability and usefulness. However, the plastic also contributes to the flavor leaching and perceived flimsiness.
Performance & Functionality
The Tank Flask performs its primary function – holding liquids – adequately. However, the plastic taste is a persistent issue. Reliability has been acceptable so far, with no leaks or catastrophic failures.
Its greatest strength is its low weight and price. The greatest weakness is the compromise on taste and overall quality. It meets basic expectations for a very cheap flask, but doesn’t exceed them.
Design & Ergonomics
The build quality is decidedly basic. The plastic is thin and flexible. The cap screws on securely, but the threads feel coarse.
The design is simple, but not particularly ergonomic. There’s no texture or grip, which can make it slippery when wet. The large opening makes it easy to fill and clean, but also slightly more prone to spills when drinking on the move.
Durability & Maintenance
Given the plastic construction, I don’t expect the Tank Flask to last for years. With careful use, it should survive a season or two of moderate use. Maintenance is minimal – a quick rinse after each use is usually sufficient.
Repairing the Tank Flask isn’t really an option. If it cracks or breaks, it’s destined for the recycling bin.
Accessories and Customization Options
The Tank Flask comes with absolutely no accessories. Customization is limited to perhaps slapping on a sticker or two. Due to its simple design, it’s unlikely to be compatible with any accessories from other brands, aside from maybe a generic carabiner to clip it to a pack. Don’t expect any fancy upgrades for this one.
Pros and Cons of Tank Flask
Pros
- Lightweight and portable – ideal for backpacking or any activity where weight is a concern.
- Extremely affordable – at $5.99, it’s virtually disposable.
- Decent capacity for its size and weight.
- Easy to clean.
- The simple design makes it easy to fill.
Cons
- Noticeable plastic taste, especially when new.
- Feels flimsy and cheap.
- Lacks grip, making it slippery when wet.
Who Should Buy Tank Flask?
- Perfect for: Budget-conscious backpackers, casual campers, or anyone needing a cheap, disposable flask for short trips. This is also a good option for survivalists who need a cheap item to stash in bug-out bags.
- Who should skip this product? Anyone seeking a high-quality, durable, and pleasant-tasting drinking experience. Those prioritizing performance and longevity should invest in a stainless steel or high-grade plastic flask.
- Must-have accessories or modifications? None. Perhaps a thorough cleaning and airing out before first use to minimize the plastic taste.
Conclusion on Tank Flask
The Tank Flask is exactly what it appears to be: an incredibly cheap, lightweight plastic flask. It gets the job done, but it’s far from a premium experience. The plastic taste is a definite drawback, and the overall build quality is underwhelming.
The value proposition hinges entirely on the price. At $5.99, it’s hard to complain too much. If you need a truly disposable flask that won’t break the bank, the Tank Flask will suffice.
Would I personally recommend it? With caveats. If you understand its limitations and prioritize price and weight above all else, then yes. Otherwise, invest in a better-quality flask. For pure utility at a rock-bottom price, the Tank Flask earns a reluctant thumbs-up. Just don’t expect to be wowed. Go buy it if you need something truly disposable.