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‘Wonders of Humankind’ walk among us is a collection of short but very very dumb criminal stories. I had a hard time deciding between these two
When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, Calif., would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.
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no - forget it - I can’t choose a runner up - they are all absaloutly hysterical. Go over and laugh a bit.
Via TFS Magnum
small town crime a local robbed the bank in a town of 2000 people told the cab to wait on him went into the bank robbed one teller jumped back in the cab and said to the cabbie take me home. the cops nailed him within 5 minutes, the guy lived 4 blocks from the bank
Wow - that one nearly beats the entire list :-)
seriously that was funny
THIS IS HILLARIOUS!
Check out #4: After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn’t discovered for three days.
yes - number 4 is the only one in which there is no way the criminal can be classified as stupid or dumb - Wasted talent :-)